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The Empire is about quantity, not quality. Not with that power distribution.Īnd you really can’t afford to take any laser shots as an Imperial pilot, because your crafts have shit-for-shields because the Empire doesn’t care about you as an individual. Will you put all your power into your shields so you can survive a laser beating from rebel scum? That’s cool, but then you have no power in your own lasers, so how will you fight back against the Rebel Alliance SJW fags in their Y-Wings? You can’t. Your imperial spacecraft only has a set amount of power. TIE Fighter is a somewhat complicated game. Then they perfected the X-Wing formula and came out with TIE Fighter a year later. TIE95 simplified the byzantine controls of Star Wars: X-Wing But what if you added dog-fights and hyperdrives? Bingo. And Microsoft Flight Simulator was incredibly frustrating and complex and not all that fun. The only excitement to be had was turbulence and trying to land after you forgot to retract your landing gear when you took off, and then all your wheels broke off your plane once you hit the jet stream because only a moron would fly 500 miles per hour at 20,000 feet and forget to pull their landing gear back in. Microsoft Flight Simulator was just a simulator, not even a game, about flying a commercial aircraft. And then if they did take off, they crashed somewhere miles away from their destination.

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I bet a lot of people here have tried to play Microsoft Flight Simulator on their dad’s computer and never even figured out how to take off. Instead of making a dumb ol’ “pew-pew-pew!” dog-fighting game, TIE Fighter took Microsoft Flight Simulator and swapped out the planes and put TIE fighters and Darth Vader in instead. Then when the category is narrowed down to top PC video games of all time, “TIE Fighter” is invariably going to show up in the top five, unless the list-maker is a moron. (True fags know what I’m talking about.)Ī lot of people place “Star Wars: TIE Fighter” among the top ten video games of all time.

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But rest assured, gentle reader, that I can play “TIE Fighter” now on my Windows 7 smartcomputer without any rainbow graphics glitches. How sweet would Christ’s blood be if you didn’t have to suffer for it? Not very sweet, I’m sure. Spoilers: I have succeeded, but let’s talk about the adventure before my success. My latest fagtarded pursuit is trying to get “Star Wars: TIE Fighter” to work properly on my CustomB Windows 7 64-bit smartcomputer.

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